Bird gets Man Flu

I'm back

Just survived a stinking cold that has made me feel like a human kleenex, it got so bad that over the weekend I thought I might have Man Flu; we all know how bad that is.

Come to think of it, it could be the next pandemic health threat, if Man Flu mutated into a strain that women could catch.

But never fear, turns out I was to be spared.

My boyfriend asked me, 'Do you feel like you are going to die?'

I said, 'I just feel rotten.'

'It's not man flu then.' he said

Bless you